Penis problems?

So this is what I work with. Well, sort off. I'm a nurse and I work at an urologhy clinic. It's kinda increadible what surgury can do these days.
These little plastic fantastics can help fix two different problems. One is if you're having a hard time using your urinary sphinkters and go around leaking like a baby... and the other one is the more obvious. Impotens. Ever mans biggest biggest fear. You just press the scrotum pump and up it goes.

So you see guys... no need to worry. Just come visit me at the University Hospital of Örebro, ward 38 and I'll fix you right up.