I need to sleep!

Can someone please help me? Day 3 now of feeling like a zoombi. Tired as fuck, but still no luck. Feel free to share any tips on how to fucking fall asleep.

Pretty baby

You light me up and then I fall for you
you lay me down and then I call for you
stumbling on reasons that are far and few
I'd let it all come down and then some for you

Pretty baby don't you leave me
I have been saving smiles for you
pretty baby why can't you see
you're the one that I belong to
I'll be the embrace that keeps you warm
for you're the sun that breaks the storm
I'll be alright and I'll sleep sound
as long as you keep comin' around, oh pretty baby

And I know things can't last forever
but there are lessons that you'll never learn
oh just the scent of you it makes me hurt
so how's it you that makes me better

Why can't you hold me and never let go
when you touch me it is me that you own
pretty baby oh the place that you hold in my heart
would you break it apart again... oh pretty baby

It Sucks To...

... wake up alone.
... not having the coffee ready when you wake up.
... wash socks by hand cause you're all out.
... go to work on a Sunday.
... do rounds with a doctor that speaks danish.
... be forbidden to smoke at workhours.
... to get antibiotics on your hands (damn it stains).
... have everybody you love in far away countries.
... be forced to watch 6th sence on TV since there's nothing else on.
... not be drunk right now.
... go to bed alone.

Penis problems?

So this is what I work with. Well, sort off. I'm a nurse and I work at an urologhy clinic. It's kinda increadible what surgury can do these days.
These little plastic fantastics can help fix two different problems. One is if you're having a hard time using your urinary sphinkters and go around leaking like a baby... and the other one is the more obvious. Impotens. Ever mans biggest biggest fear. You just press the scrotum pump and up it goes.

So you see guys... no need to worry. Just come visit me at the University Hospital of Örebro, ward 38 and I'll fix you right up.

R.I.P Mieszko Talarczyk

It has almost been a year now since the Tsunami hit the beaches of south Asia. Can't believe it's been that long. Wherever you are Mieszko, you will always stay in our hearts.

For fucks sake

Now I'm getting angry. Do I really deserve more shit? Cause if I do, then give it to me all at once, instead of handing it to me in little fucking pieces. I'm getting tired of this now. I don't need more shit... not from anyone. Do you hear me? Leave me the fuck alone!!!

Thank you, Tash, once again for saving me from insanity... at least for tonite.

The Divine Burning of Angels

Die!!
She was my poor angel, I knew her well
I really had no choice than (to) take her to my hell
As soulless as I am, as soulless as it gets
I don't give a fuck how she felt
I saw her pretty pale angelface
And erased it from my memory forever
I saw her burn, fed her with flames
The divine burning of angels

Think those grieving thoughts
Feel your pain before
You watch the sun set forevermore
Our lives grow short, our lives grow dark
As the longing re-appears in our hearts

She was my dear angel, I had her killed
I needed her soul to get my own fulfilled
She was like blood, she brought me lust
Her soul I now fuck!

Think those grieving thoughts
Feel your pain before
You watch the sun set forevermore
Our lives grow short, our lives grow dark
As the longing re-appears in our hearts

I feel her trembling, inside my soul's on fire
Now I suffer from my hellish desire
Silence is broken, I hear her scream my name
She'll live forever in my mind insane

In rapture I remain as the wickedness stays the same
Inside my soul insane, I am reborn, I am reborn
In rapture I remain as the wickedness stays the same
Inside my soul insane, I am reborn

Yeah!

God bless you sweet angel with my flesh
Inside me forever, your devil's nest
My body, your soul, now together as one
Just accept your loss, I have won
You scream in pain, I laugh out high
I cannot fear a god's parasite
I watch you burn, feed you with flames
And continue...
The divine burning of angels

Audio Autopsy

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Audio Autopsy for November will be online shortly. While waiting go check out the rest of the site.

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Satan and Saddam

Webmaster Statik Majik and Lord K looking their best. Aren't they just the cutest?

See this girl?

Her name is Tash... well actually it's Natasha, but I call her Tash. She is the most incredible woman alive. Not only is she a hero for packing her bags and moving to Sweden from fucking South Africa a little over a year ago, but she's also the nicest, most caring human beeing I know.
I've only met her a few times, but it feels like I've known her forever. She's one of those people who'd do anything for a friend. I've been going trough a pretty rought time these last couple of months and I don't know what I would have done without her during this time.

Unfortunaly she's having some computer troubles right now and I miss talking to her like crazy.

What you need to do now, Tash, is get youself a new computer with a decent internet connection so we can chat all day and night. We also need to met soon. I'll get my ass over to Stockholm and we'll have a weekend of metal and beer, ok?

Miss you and love you, sweetheart.

Get with the Domination

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So... what are you waiting for?

Vomitory tour 2005

UK, Scotland & Ireland

Thursday 3rd, Birmingham / Edwards Number 8
Friday 4th, Bradford / The Market Tavern
Saturday 5th, Dublin / Voodoo Lounge
Sunday 6th, Belfast / Auntie Annies
Monday 7th, Glasgow / 13th Note
Tuesday 8th, Manchester / Jillys Rock World
Wednesday 9th, London / Underworld

Other

18th, NL Hengelo / Metropool
19th, NL Wageningen / Unitas
20th, NL Rotterdam / Baroeg

25th, The Crypt Metalklubb; La Coupole, Göteborg
26th, Village, Västerås - ft. Vicious Art

You should definitly check them out if you're anywhere nearby.

Life sucks!

How come that when everything seems to be going good in you life, something bad happends? Why? Are the human race beeing punished for something? (and no, I do not mean by god, trust me I'm not a believer). Everyone is always missing something in their lifes it seems. The once who have money, need love and those who have love have a deadly disease. Those who are healthy are unemployed and so on and so on. And then there are those who really have it all, but doesn't realize it... who doesn't appriciate it and throw it away. And in the end they end up as the rest of us sorry bastards. So, what's up with this? Anyone? What's the point of all of us walking around feeling miserable for the majority part of our lifes?

Sorry, having a bad day I guess. Somebody shoot me, please.

If this isn't love...

... I don't know what is.